So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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