Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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