his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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