I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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