someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize