It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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