Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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