We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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