so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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