You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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