see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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