i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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