You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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