you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
this just has baby written all over it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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