so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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