We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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