i don't like sucking hair
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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