At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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