WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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