so explain again why im purple
no
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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