***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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