Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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