so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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