My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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