you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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