C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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