i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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