it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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