we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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