the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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