everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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