Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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