Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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