our cab driver is having phone sex.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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