Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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