VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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