He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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