No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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