hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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