I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Someone came in the potted fern
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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