Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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