this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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