i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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