Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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