She said her name was "party"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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