I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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