you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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