just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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