I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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