He kissed a someone with a penis
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize